Category: Humour - Jerry King
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Wilkeson, this is national
'Get rid of dead weight' day.
You're serverence will be
mailed accordingly.
Before I couldn't keep
him off the couch.
Now a new problem
has arisen.
But I am commited
to you, Anne.
I did agree not date
anyone else on the
days we're together
James,
Thinking of you!
'Ever since I started this diet,
I've been seeing everything
as junk food'
    
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
[ NAME ]
Remember your
golf lessons and
keep your chin up!
Go and tell
Smithers
that he is
overreacting
Had you known it was a
dog you were chatting to
in the chat line, would
you've shown up.
I live a 17 Walnut Dr.
There's a dog that also
lives there.
How much to take that dog,
as you would say,
for a ride ?
    
Hi Old Mate
all the best, Jack!
Wishing you an
electrifying birthday
I'm breaking up with you
Byron. But before I do,
Let me say I am confident
that you'll make man
someday.
I'm thrilled you've taken an
interest in the internet.
I'm not thrilled that you
spammed me 1,875
times last week.
    
Tim & Sue
Congratulations
on your new home!
Happy Birthday
Jessica!
'Just because you're on
a health food diet
doesn't mean I have to be.'
Get Well Soon!
'My son is failing medical
school so to earn extra credit
he'll be operating on you'
Sandra, hope the teaching
job goes well.
'It's not the latest from Gucci
it's a bullet proof vest'
    
My what a
big computer!
John & Joan,
have a great night out
"No Sir, Flies cost extra"
Happy birthday Tom
I bet you have grown!
'While you're out, can you
buy me a larger fish bowl'
Happy Birthday
Old Mate


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